Post by JoseSalt Lake Tribune - 19/06/2011
With all this talk about immigration, here’s exactly what
Americans want from immigrants from Mexico: First, America belongs to
Americans. This is not Mexico. Stop trying to make America your
Mexico. Embrace our culture. We are not going to become Mexicans.
Learn English, America’s language. We are not going to speak your
Spanish. Fly our American flag, not your Mexican flag. Show Americans
respect. Stop treating us with rudeness. Stop acting like you own this
country. Stop thinking you can push us around.
Whoever barked the above was way out of his league:
1) Of course America belongs to americans! From Alaska and Canada all
the way south to Chile and Argentina, America belongs to americans,
never mind whether they're mexicans, hondurans, ecuatorians,
venezolans or even, oh yes, gringos.
2) That, meaning the United Steakes, is, in great part, Mexico, in
particular: the whole nowadays gringo states of California, Nevada,
Utah (!!), Arizona, new Mexico and Texas, more than half Colorado and
chunks of Wyoming (!), Kansas and Oklahoma, so mexicans are NOT
sneaking in the USA, but in mexican territory stolen by the United
Stakes of Fuckarica in what the young gringo officer Ulysses Grant
(later a union general and even later president of the United Skates)
qualified as "one of the most unjust ever waged by a stronger against
a weaker nation. It was an instance of a republic following the bad
example of European monarchies, in not considering justice in their
desire to acquire additional territory."
3) Your culture is inexistent. At most you've embraced some barbaric
and murderous habits and customs from all around the world, and most
of what you call "your culture" reduces to adding ketchup to food, ANY
food, and drinking industrial ammounts of coca cola (also known as
"Coma Caca" in other countries) while carrying on your favourite
hobbies: killing people and watching TV...this last accompanied by
lots of burping, btw.
4) Of course you're not going to become mexicans! For that you people
would need to stop barking and gunning down people around the world,
meaning: you would have to become decent people.
5) We usually know english, many times way better than you gringos,
and if there's some language that could qualify as America's language
that'd be spanish, which is spoken in most countries of America and by
the most people in it, not to mention that it is a much more beautiful
language...
6) Of course you won't speak spanish. At most you'll bark it weakly
with your ridiculous r's ,
7) We fly any flag that sings us in the balls (traduction: que se nos
cante en los huevos).
8) We show respect to whoever shows equivalent respec to ust and to
whoever deserves respect. You animals don't qualify in mass, though
some rather scarce gringos can do it individually.
9) Wow! You gringos asking from us mexicans to stop treating
you...with rudness?!??! Man, you have some nerve...!
10) We DO OWN that country, which in fact is a continuation of ours.
You only haven't yet realized this, but it's as unavoidable as your
impending fall as the most powerful nation this world has ever seen,
all because you've been unbelievably stupid, greedy, obtuse, haughty,
violent and murderous, and utterly unable to respect others.
11) Of course we can, are and will push you around. Have you gotten
your mexican visa to stay where you are, sucker?
Saludiux
Toño
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